Titans. Will. Clash. Okay, that was cheesy. But everything else made me go from six to midnight.
So instead of making ReelGuyz this week, Jared made this. I could watch it all day (actually i do watch it all day… through his window and through the crack of the closet door…)
So we must admit, we’ve been lagging lately. We know that excuses don’t help when you’re supposed to be running an awesome blog.. BUT shit happens.
TOP FIVE REASONS Reel Guyz Sucked this Week
1. One of our editors almost got fired for blogging on the job. After months of covertly writing funny things for you to read, THE MAN got in the way. He’ll be in and out for awhile… has to keep appearances.
2. We’re planning an awesome kickass party. If you live in DFW, you’d be effing retarded if you missed this party we’re planning. It’s called You, Me, and The Most Talented People I Know and it’s on Friday, November 13th at 7PM in downtown Fort Worth at the AMC Palace 9. After the screening, there will be a party with tons of booze. Here’s a poster.
You can read more at MostTalentedPeopleiknow.com 
BUT we will tell you this. Nick Kocher from BriTANick will be in attendance. If you don’t know BriTANick then maybe you shouldn’t be using the internet anymore. They are the extremely popular sketch comedy duo that was hailed Kings of Dot Comedy by G4’s Attack of the Show. They just made a short film called “Eagles Are Turning People Into Horses” which we will be showing at the event. It’s a must see.
Here’s one of my favorite videos BriTANick has made.
3. We’re shooting an awesome sketch ourselves. YES, ReelGuyz is creating original content AND yes it may feature the George Lucas Cup. That’s all I have to say about that.
4. One of our editors may have the flu – He actually thought it was the flu until he remembered that he hadn’t had caffeine for 3 days. There’s no fever, so it looks like it’s just a case of caffeine withdrawl.
5. Fuck You. We’re looking for more people to contribute to ReelGuyz. If you join, we’d teach you how to use Wordpress, and give you some other cool perks like… your wildest dream. We’d only ask you make two posts a week. (okay just one)
"I'm glad that Cusack is the one that made it. I've never really liked Amanda Peet."
Emmerich’s 2012 hits theaters in a couple weeks, but that hasn’t stopped him from planning what will happen after the entire Earth has imploded. 2013, obviously. But what will be left to destroy, Roland? According to Emmerich and executive producer Howard Gordon, the television series in development will focus on…human relationships in a post-apocalyptic world. So, I imagine the one-line pitch goes something like this: “A group of humans that have survived an all-encompassing natural disaster float around in future bubbles and yell at each other about not having TV.” Sounds ironic, right? That’s Roland’s strong suit: subtlety.
I pretty much put up a link to these cool ‘Up’ posters (among other films and TV Shows) by Eric Tan, because I didn’t want to report that Owen Wilson will be voicing Marmaduke in an upcoming film. Check them out here!
Have you ever watched someone else play a video game for two hours? Me neither, because I usually leave or grab the controller within 10 minutes, but I have a feeling that’s what this movie is going to feel like. But Jake Gyllenhaal with a British accent!? I’ve GOTTA see it (takes out voodoo doll of self and breaks leg).
This article over at Times Online gives us a look at the predicted biggest movies of 2010. I thought this was ridiculous until I realized that it’s November and 2009 is almost at an end. I don’t necessarily agree with all of these, but the article is good for several “Oh yeahhh. I forgot about that” moments. Check ‘er out.
Tom Hardy, mostly unknown aside from his small roles in Layer Cake and, more recently, as a convict who believes he is Charles Bronson, has signed on to fill the shoes of Mad Max in the upcoming fourth installment, Fury Road. Although Hardy is British and director George Miller had originally planned to continue the trend of Australianism within the Mad Max series, Miller reportedly gave a middle finger to speculators, grabbed his balls and yelled, “Go f*ck ye’selves, roit!” just as the news was announced. Also signed on is Charlize Theron, but nobody really cares.
What Shoulda Happened Vol. XIII
MAAAAATS SEBAAAANAA BABA DITI SAY WHA?
If you don’t know what movie this is then you’re either Amish or retarded or both.
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